Geo Mere Dosto

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko

salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

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"Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika 

Hy hy hy.

:-D :-D :-D

Faraz Apni Wife Se

Faraz Apni Wife Se;

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se

Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I Hate C.I.D :( 

An Example: 

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? 

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? 

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. 

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Wife Husband Say

Wife husband say :

aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:

tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:

meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...

Girl On Phone

Girl On Phone

Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????

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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay

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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :D

Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni

Truth:

Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni

uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!

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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni

Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other: 

-The Sooner The Better. 

-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai. 

-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. 

-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. 

-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. 

-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal 

-Fight For Your Rights. 

-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai. 

-As Wise As An Owl. 

-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. 

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena 

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? 

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Real Heart Touching Story

“Real Heart Touching Story”

A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird

That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A

Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.

Next Day He Asked About The Gift

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B0y: Hows The Bird??

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Girl:

Very Tasty

Uffffff ye zalim girls... :-(

Janu Is Week Daily Movie Dhekhenge

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.

next week daily shopping karenge

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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge

Girl: wo kyu…..??

Boy: bheek mangne… =))

Teacher shocked

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,

Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… :-D