Geo Mere Dosto

Qarz Dosti ka

ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to

Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere

Doston ko

salamat rkhna

wrna Meri Shadi me

Dance kon kare ga;

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"Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika 

Hy hy hy.

:-D :-D :-D

Faraz Apni Wife Se

Faraz Apni Wife Se;

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se

Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I Hate C.I.D :( 

An Example: 

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? 

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? 

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. 

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Wife Husband Say

Wife husband say :

aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:

tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:

meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...

Girl On Phone

Girl On Phone

Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????

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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay

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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :D

Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni

Truth:

Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni

uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!

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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni

Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other: 

-The Sooner The Better. 

-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai. 

-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. 

-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. 

-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. 

-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal 

-Fight For Your Rights. 

-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai. 

-As Wise As An Owl. 

-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. 

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena 

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? 

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

1 Pagal hr waqat bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy

Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,

Un ka birthday mnaon ga,

Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir

Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,

phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

Real Heart Touching Story

“Real Heart Touching Story”

A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird

That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A

Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.

Next Day He Asked About The Gift

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B0y: Hows The Bird??

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Girl:

Very Tasty

Uffffff ye zalim girls... :-(

Janu Is Week Daily Movie Dhekhenge

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.

next week daily shopping karenge

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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge

Girl: wo kyu…..??

Boy: bheek mangne… =))

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.

Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..

Q?

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Q k

santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi :-D

FUNNY BUT TRUE

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI

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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..

FUNNY BUT TRUE

Teacher shocked

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,

Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… :-D

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain

2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to 

1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

Attending a wedding for the first time

Attending a wedding for the first time

a little girl whispered to her mother,

 “Why

is the bride dressed in white?” 

“Because

white is the color of happiness, and today

is the happiest day of her life.” 

The child

thought about this for a moment then

said,

“So why the groom wearing black?”

Height of Good Luck

Height of good luck

teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns

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Student: who? Me?

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Teacher: very good, sit down

Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho

Boy to Girl

 Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?

Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(

Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?

Girl: Sirf 90%

Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro

Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye

Pass ho Jande Ne :D :P

Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha

 Molvi sahb apki fees

Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.

Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. 

Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.

Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao :-D

Astaghfar prh leti hon

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai

Wahh..

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wahh..

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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!

;)

ab b0lo wah wah..