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Geo Mere Dosto
Qarz Dosti ka
ada kon kare ga?
Dost na ho to
Dosti kon kare ga?
Ay KHUDA Mere
Doston ko
salamat rkhna
wrna Meri Shadi me
Dance kon kare ga;
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"Geo Mere dosto.
dhinka chika dhinka chika
Hy hy hy.
:-D :-D :-D
Faraz Apni Wife Se
Faraz Apni Wife Se;
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"
Wah Wah
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se
Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se
Why I Hate C.I.D
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Wife Husband Say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...
Girl On Phone
Girl On Phone
Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????
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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay
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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :D
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!
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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.
English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other
English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other:
-The Sooner The Better.
-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai.
-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay.
-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal
-Fight For Your Rights.
-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai.
-As Wise As An Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
1 Pagal hr waqat bolta rehta tha
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
Real Heart Touching Story
“Real Heart Touching Story”
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird
That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A
Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
Next Day He Asked About The Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl:
Very Tasty
Uffffff ye zalim girls... :-(
Janu Is Week Daily Movie Dhekhenge
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
Q?
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi :-D
Teacher shocked
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :-D
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
Attending a wedding for the first time
Attending a wedding for the first time
a little girl whispered to her mother,
“Why
is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because
white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life.”
The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”
Height of Good Luck
Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down
Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho
Boy to Girl
Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne :D :P
Molvi sahb apki fees
Nikah k baad dulha
Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya.
Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao :-D
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