Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I Hate C.I.D :( 

An Example: 

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? 

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha 

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? 

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. 

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Girl On Phone

Girl On Phone

Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????

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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay

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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :D

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other

English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other: 

-The Sooner The Better. 

-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai. 

-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here. 

-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. 

-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder. 

-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal 

-Fight For Your Rights. 

-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai. 

-As Wise As An Owl. 

-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D